Geoffrey respects all religions

(Except yours!)

 

I included this page so my mom would pay for the hosting fees!

I also considered divine retribution.

After much consternation and a lot of help from local Sunday School hero Trevor (age, 5), I have decided on the best bible passage. Honorable mentions include the Beatitudes, everything Balaam, son of Beor, said, and that part where Jesus never mentions how gay people are evil.

Enjoy, Godless heathens!

Job Chapter 28: 12 - 28

Interlude: Where Wisdom Is Found

12 But where can wisdom be found?
    Where does understanding dwell?
13 No mortal comprehends its worth;
    it cannot be found in the land of the living.
14 The deep says, “It is not in me”;
    the sea says, “It is not with me.”
15 It cannot be bought with the finest gold,
    nor can its price be weighed out in silver.
16 It cannot be bought with the gold of Ophir,
    with precious onyx or lapis lazuli.
17 Neither gold nor crystal can compare with it,
    nor can it be had for jewels of gold.
18 Coral and jasper are not worthy of mention;
    the price of wisdom is beyond rubies.
19 The topaz of Cush cannot compare with it;
    it cannot be bought with pure gold.

20 Where then does wisdom come from?
    Where does understanding dwell?
21 It is hidden from the eyes of every living thing,
    concealed even from the birds in the sky.
22 Destruction[b] and Death say,
    “Only a rumor of it has reached our ears.”
23 God understands the way to it
    and he alone knows where it dwells,
24 for he views the ends of the earth
    and sees everything under the heavens.
25 When he established the force of the wind
    and measured out the waters,
26 when he made a decree for the rain
    and a path for the thunderstorm,
27 then he looked at wisdom and appraised it;
    he confirmed it and tested it.
28 And he said to the human race,
    “The fear of the Lord—that is wisdom,
    and to shun evil is understanding.”

 

Oh, whoops, that wasn't funny.

Geoffrey will also deliver inspirational, apocalyptic rants at your local Evangelical gatherings, and he will even bring his mom's famous salami bread!